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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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