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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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