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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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