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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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