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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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