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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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