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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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