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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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