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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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