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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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