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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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