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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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