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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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