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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why did Bob feel so calm when he surfed the web?

Because so many websites are COM.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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