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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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