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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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