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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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