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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

2327

Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

2261

What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

1115

What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

1116

How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

220

Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

244

Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

813

What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

1281

What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

1515

What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

337

How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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