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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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