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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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