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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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