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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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