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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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