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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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