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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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