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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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