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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

1791

Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

705

Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

801

How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

1093

How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

596

What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

2061

What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

197

Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

1063

What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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