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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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