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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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