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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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