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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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