Pictures:

What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

1045

How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

1805

Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

705

How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001