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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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A photo of synthesis.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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