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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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