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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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