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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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