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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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