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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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