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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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