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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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