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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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