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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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