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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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