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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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