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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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