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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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