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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

801

Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

381

Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

258

What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

1549

Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

575

What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

2005

Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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