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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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