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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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