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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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