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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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