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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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