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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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