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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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A son of a gun.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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