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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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