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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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