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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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