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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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