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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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