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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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