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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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