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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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