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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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