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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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