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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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