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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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