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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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