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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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