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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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