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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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