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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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