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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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