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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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