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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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