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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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