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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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