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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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