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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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