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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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