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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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A son of a gun.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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