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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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