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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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