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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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