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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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