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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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