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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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