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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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