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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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