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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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