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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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