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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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