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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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