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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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