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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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