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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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