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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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