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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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