Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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