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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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