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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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