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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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