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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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