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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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