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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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