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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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