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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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