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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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