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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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