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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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