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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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