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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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