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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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