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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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