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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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