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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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