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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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