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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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