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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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