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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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