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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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