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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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