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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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