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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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