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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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