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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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