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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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