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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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