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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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