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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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