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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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