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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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