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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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