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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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