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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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