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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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