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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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A son of a gun.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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