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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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