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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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