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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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