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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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