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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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