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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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