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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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