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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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