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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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