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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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