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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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