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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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