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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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