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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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