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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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