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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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