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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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