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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004

Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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