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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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