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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

817

What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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